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thewonderfullurkerofoz: carnivaldog: thatpointlessidiot: myste...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:19:12 -0400

carnivaldog:

thatpointlessidiot:

mysteryegg:

veggiecoldcuts:

the-more-u-know:

The milkshake: This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes. That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies. My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets. There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage. ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless. If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home. You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production. There will be insects. You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process. The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’ The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid. ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT. It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS. It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish. They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers. Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus. Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate. Bacteriophages? They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years. That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk. It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here. Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol. And again, this is bullshit. PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it. It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time. By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’ Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food. This is common in MOST meats in the US. This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use. Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless. ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again. Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats. Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted. Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

THE COMMENT. EVERYONE READ THIS COMMENT. ^^^^

the chickens a reference to the tubby custard from a while back

femmebear: QUEEN OF SHADE

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:13:10 -0400

femmebear:

QUEEN OF SHADE

kemetic-dreams: A ancient Greek historian who was born...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:10:05 -0400

kemetic-dreams:

A ancient Greek historian who was born in Halicarnassus, Caria (modern day Bodrum, Turkey) and lived in the fifth century BC (c. 484 – 425 BC). He has been called the “Father of History”, and was the first historian known to collect his materials systematically, test their accuracy to a certain extent and arrange them in a well-constructed and vivid narrative.

“And upon his return to Greece they gathered around and asked, “Tell us about this great Land of the Afrakans called Ethiopia.” And Herodotus said, “There are two great Ethiopian nations, one in Sind (India) and the other in Egypt”. Herodotus’ account of the great African civilizations that spanned both the African continent and much of South East Asia, was not the first nor would it be the last observation by travelers and historians alike, of the Afrakan civilizations in South East Asia

kanjilikesboys: hoodsworld: Justin Utupo deliscous

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:02:42 -0400

kanjilikesboys:

hoodsworld:

Justin Utupo

deliscous

braidedbelle: datsenseofhumor: if you didn’t have a crush on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:20:57 -0400

braidedbelle:

datsenseofhumor:

if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying

thefashionbomb: Hot! or Hmm… Solange Knowles’s Cannes Stephane...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:17:54 -0400

thefashionbomb:

Hot! or Hmm… Solange Knowles’s Cannes Stephane Rolland Spring 2013 White Ruffled Jumpsuit

iluvsouthernafrica: Madagascar: Incredible images of beautiful...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:17:28 -0400

iluvsouthernafrica:

Madagascar:

Incredible images of beautiful Madagascan women, c. 1898

(Every morsel of discovering your history changes your life for the better imho. The overwhelming beauty of these women is humbling and inspiring)

terrencecosby: Erykah Badu & Janelle Monáe Introduce...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:17:09 -0400

terrencecosby:

Erykah Badu & Janelle Monáe Introduce 2013 Billboard Icon Award Honoree: Prince

geezersalad: nubiannudaveritas: Meet 24 year old, 6’1”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:48:13 -0400

geezersalad:

nubiannudaveritas:

Meet 24 year old, 6’1” 183-lb., Ally “Daxx” Khery from South Africa.

My prince has arrived…

mavric: M A V R I C R E I G N S

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:33:46 -0400

mavric:

M A V R I C R E I G N S

julianplowden: red light district

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:32:34 -0400

julianplowden:

red light district

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:32:06 -0400

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:10:48 -0400

tyleroakley: MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:07:49 -0400

tyleroakley:

MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

streetstylemarket: Anerkjendt Dyland Overdyed Denim Jacket |...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:07:02 -0400

streetstylemarket:

Anerkjendt Dyland Overdyed Denim Jacket | Urban Outfitters

infamouskalel: blacknthick: SEXY & THICK! Damn them...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:06:39 -0400

infamouskalel:

blacknthick:

SEXY & THICK!

Damn them colors and his skin

always-amy: Hahaha

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:06:05 -0400

always-amy:

Hahaha

maxelinho: Don’t Just Reblog, Check For More Fashion/Street...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:57:18 -0400

maxelinho:

Don’t Just Reblog, Check For More Fashion/Street Daily

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:39:58 -0400

vintageblackglamour: Grace Jones turns 65 today! In this 1989...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:21:21 -0400

vintageblackglamour:

Grace Jones turns 65 today! In this 1989 photo by Roxanne Lowit, she is with the late great fashion designer, Patrick Kelly and legendary models Iman and Naomi Campbell.